i’m often amazed by the thoughts and ideas that my brain produces. occasionally, they are insightful, useful, and even intelligent. most of the time, however, they are surprising, frustrating, and useless…. that’s right, my brain produces useless thoughts!

damn it!

often times when this occurs, my brain has been chewing on a problem or dilemma for some time and the stupid, maddening thought just appears. immediately i shake my head and curse at my silly, gray, and wrinkly organ or producing such a useless, even counter-productive thought.

i don’t understand why this seems to happen frequently. about the only explanation i’ve been able to deduce is that after spending so much time thinking about a specific issue, dilemma, or topic, my brain is bound to spit out a thought that is… well… frustrating. incredibly frustrating. its just a matter of odds, right?

i think what’s the most bothersome about these types of thoughts is they often make me more crazy about and frustrated with whatever problem spawned them in the first place. it makes me completely crazy!

what i think is worse is the fact that in all the years that my brain has been belching out these useless thoughts i can’t recall a single one, not one, that has been even remotely helpful. how’s that for crappy odds?